I'll buy you hat, a really big one...commodor

I really want a wide brimmed hat. Where on earth does one wear such a large hat though? The Kentucky Derby? As far as I can tell I won't be going there any time soon. Part of me just wants to buy the hat anyway in the hopes that some day I am asked to some kind of convention that requires such an object. But I have a closet full of things that I'm waiting to have a use for. In my sad experience I've come to realize that if I buy something expecting to use it sometime, I will most likely never use it. Such is the sad sad tale of an orphan's wardrobe.